The Shirt That Doesn’t Exist – Imaginary Tee, Real-World Blues Backing

This is the shirt you'll never wash, never wrinkle, and never outgrow—because it only exists in your imagination!  The Imaginary Invisible T‑Shirt is conceptual merch for listeners who love the music enough to back it in a way that goes way beyond dye, thread & cotton.

• No physical shirt is shipped; your “purchase” supports new recordings, videos, and strange art projects that actually do exist.
• You may receive a digital thank-you note acknowledging you as an Invisible T‑Shirt owner (and possibly a shout-out on a future project page or liner notes, if you choose).
• Perfect for minimalists, collectors of weird music history, and anyone who loves meta-merch and inside jokes.

You are not buying a garment—you are funding the songs and visuals that define this era. Own our sincere thanks, and the shirt that doesn’t exist but helps make everything else possible!

*Inspired by Martin Atkins’ legendary $100 “non-existent shirt” proving once and for all that music business isn't the same as business business.